The government moves in mysterious ways and our government, perhaps, even more mysterious than others.
If you’re like me, you probably just finished watching Super Bowl XLIV. I watched it in bits and pieces during a gathering at a friends’ place but, for some reason, one ad that captured my attention was the one for Census 2010. The ad ended with a URL http://2010census.gov. It also mentioned Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and every other vastly popular social network and I’m all about that, so I just had to check it out.
The census website looks pretty cool. It gets extra props from me for featuring a snapshot of Chicago on the home page. Now, if you’re thinking of getting a jumpstart on getting your census form and filling it out online now, you’ll be disappointed — you can’t do it. In fact, even after April 1st, the National Census Day, you will NOT be able to complete your form online at all. Not this time. According to the site, the Census Bureau is “experimenting with Internet response for the future”. Experimenting? For the future? Furthermore, the census form is not even available as a PDF to be printed off the web. And before you will receive your form, first, you will receive a few days’ notice with a letter from the Census Bureau Director.
The website goes on to say: “Earlier in the decade, we researched an Internet option for 2010 and found that it:
- Didn’t provide enough protection for individual census responses
- Didn’t increase the percentage of people who responded
- Didn’t save money”
“Earlier in the decade”?! This research was conducted in 2000. You would think that in 2009, as the Census Bureau was getting ready for Census 2010, someone, perhaps even the newly appointed US Government CTO, would’ve pointed out that in 9 years the world of technology and the Internet has progressed so far that research results from 2000 are no longer valid. Apparently, the Census Bureau and statistics don’t always go hand-in-hand. Otherwise, the Bureau would’ve known how much broadband has changed the Internet landscape of America; how many more homes now have Internet service vs. the numbers from 2000; how many purchases and other transactions are being conducted over the web; how many wi-fi enabled Internet connected mobile devices are out there. Instead, the Census Bureau is promising to conduct another research in 2010 with results to be applied to Census 2020. Scary!
If you think about all the paper, the printing costs, the mailing costs, the costs of humans sorting through all the returned forms — having a simple online form would it make it all so much more cost effective. Oh well, not this time. I can follow the Census Bureau on Twitter using my BlackBerry, but I can’t use the same BlackBerry to tell the Bureau how many people live in my house. I use the Internet on a regular basis to submit information much more important and sensitive than whether I own my home and my “race”. I, for one, would have no qualms over completing my Census form online. What about you?
The census web site is very adamant about the fact that your census information is protected. It says that “By law, the Census Bureau cannot share respondents’ answers with anyone, including the IRS, FBI, CIA or any other government agency.” The Census form itself is only 10 questions. The questions all appear rather innocuous. It is not clear to me how the CIA, for example, would benefit from knowing that I own my home and that there are 4 people living in it. On the other hand, if you’re on the terror watch list or on the FBI’s most wanted list and you participate in the census, I WANT that information and your address to be made available to the proper authorities.
It seems sadly ironic yet sadly appropriate that the National Census Day falls on April Fool’s Day.
If you have any insight into this, I would love for you to share it.